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    Ps... I would like to thank my dad for helping me put up this page,

 I also would like to thank Juggling Josh for filling in for me and taking all my jobs away, Anthony Salazar for helping me with magic and intimidating me with his  presence, and all the people who come see my summer show year after year, I can not believe I have been performing for over 12 years and people still come, (will they ever learn).   
       
I am a very poor speller which proves that spelling has nothing to do with being perfect.  Some words on this page are spelled  right  my name is spelled correctly but there are lots of words on this page that aren’t
Lets see if you can find one.  Hippppopppotomus

Congratulations !!

 To My sister Gina for being a great new mom.  This is Luke my nephew, he is the cutest and doesn't even cry when I drop him.  Perfect to juggle with.  

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List of friends that took a vow of celibacy and are now married  : Josh Klieger, Kyle Tomlin,

Having your friends get married makes you feel old.

I got married in October 2006.

Some race horses staying in a stable start to boast about their track record. "In the last 15 races, I`ve won 8 of them!" Another horse breaks in, "Well in the last 27 races, I`ve won 19!" "Oh that`s good, but in the last 36 races, I`ve won 28!", says another, flicking his tail. At this point, they notice that a greyhound dog has been listening. "I don`t mean to boast," says the greyhound, "but in my last 90 races, I`ve won 88 of them!" The horses are clearly amazed. "Wow!" says one, after a hushed silence. "A talking dog."

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If you are reading this you have too much time on your hands

You are still reading this,,  Don't you have something better to do?